Jason, why aren't you laughing now like you did up there, what is not funny anymore? Have I failed to entertain you? You see, the thing is, up there you though you had a chance. Way up in the fucking skies you thought you had your fingers on the pussy trigger, but hermano. Down here, down here... You hit the ground.
"You see, thing about our 'loved ones', right? OUR F*CKING 'LOVED ONES'!!! They COME and they BLINDSIDE YOU EVERY!!! F*CKING!!! TIME!!!............ And so, they say to me, they say to ME, 'Vaas, Vaas; who the FUUUUU** IS IT GOING TO BE?!?!?!? THEM or ME?!?!? MEEEEEEEEEEE or THEM!?!?!?"
I get chills everytime. You feel so bad for him, and yet you want him dead because he needs to be stopped, you WANT him to pay for what he's done, and you want to put him out of his misery. Just..... Vaas is the greatest Video game villain EVER to me. He brought 'sad but true' to a whole new meaning and his voice actor reached a level of portraying insanity and hidden sorrow we have yet to see rivaled. Just..... He's the best, and somehow the worst >:3
You are my bitch, white boy. You gonna fetch me a lot of ransom money, after which I sell you into slavery anyway. And your pretty friend, I hope you showed her how to *youknowwhat* because that's what her future owner is going to do with her all the time.